I want to introduce some special people

Some old pics to start


Laura and Jodi. On the way to Kim's wedding Ceilidh in the snow last winter. You two are dangerous enough by yourselves let alone when you two are out drinkin together!
















Me and my "special" friend. Laura has the common sense of a baby mongoose. This photo doesn't show it but she does actually have a neck.
















Colin..... Colin rivals Laura for common sense



























Some of the Fam. Just about to leave Hong Kong. my wee cuz Jo,Wendy with my other wee cuz Jessie and my Aunt and Uncle.











This is the Kilbarchan Pipe Band. Second on the left is a man, a legend, my friend Eejas. An angry, chubby friend but a friend none the less and he bangs his little heart out on that drum.







The Lads. Eejas is wearing a white shirt from Burtons. Alan Jones in the violet Stussy. Mack in black. Craig modelling Rouge by Adidas, Matt in a floral shirt and questionable beard. Yours truly in a Napolean Dynamite T by Wal-Mart ($6) .




























Eejas, Mack and me in the Eejas convertable, supposed to be hittin the road to Manchester for the weekend recently but thanks to Laura just endin up in the Tunnel! Cheers LC!







Pizza crunch from Sandro's. Might've told some of you guys about this. Its amazing!

Preparation: Get a job in a chippy. Pre-heat an industrial frying oven. Take pizza and gently dip it in rich batter. Scratch your arse and say to your mate that works there "Fuck sake by the way, see that coonter top oot the back, ah almost ripped ma arse off on the edge a that earlier oan", then gently lower the pizza into oil of questionable cleanness, take it out and put some mozzerella on the top, then put it back in the oil again till golden brown. Sprinkle with salt and vinegar and serve. I like mine with ketchup as well. The cheese is a good source of calcium and the tomato sauce counts as 1 of your 5 daily portions of fruit and veg.














Thought Id lost my wallet down the back of the couch. Found among other things: a roll of bin bags, , a tea towel, one of mum's hats, a cereal bar, a lighter (no-one in my family and basically none of my friends smokes?) 4 pens, £1.68 and a Vodka Twistee flavoured condom (un-opened) result!

Quite impressed with this haul seein as I open up the back of the couch quite often to search for my keys and wallet.



Red Snowman. The band: Craig, Pollock, Ronnie, Fraser and Ross. Check out www.myspace.com/redsnowman for tracks and more. I have no idea why this is all comin up underlined, did it itself